We're No. 1! We're No. 1!
It's good to know I'm providing wholesome family fun with this blog. I hope — oh God, how I hope — this search was a joke. Regardless, that image will be keeping me up tonight . . .
I will purchase a new car for anyone who forwards this post to Karl Rove himself.
I will purchase a new car for anyone who forwards this post to Karl Rove himself.