Gone Feral Celebrates National Poetry Month

From Gone Feral, truly the funniest Mommy Blogger in circulation, we have the following celebrations of National Poetry Month in Haiku form.

Give me a donut
Or teach me to make donuts
Either way I eat

Yowling fuckface cat
Would you like to explore the oven?
Broken. Lucky you.

Visit her site for more haiku goodness, not to mention a show-stopping review of "The Passion of the Christ".