Thursday, May 05, 2005

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Zonite Douche ad 2
More from the wife:
So Nick decides to use the word "douche" today during silent reading class. I found a sandwich in a plastic bag and he yelled out, "that looks like a douche in a bag." When I asked him to come over and tell me what the word meant, he said he didn't know. I sent him to the library to research this topic in the sex book that he likes to check out on a weekly basis. He's been gone a long time.

Of course, every student is now asking, "Mrs. XXXXXXX, what is a douche?"
It's going to be one of those days where I get a parent phone call--I just know it.