More Reasons Why My Wife Should Have a Blog of Her Own

Yet another of those golden, middle-school moments, courtesy of the wife:

So Louis was telling a story at lunch today about how he was out with some friends at an old abandoned house down near the water. For some reason, he decided to take a crap in the front yard. I overheard him telling this story, and so I asked him why he would want to do something like that.

"I dunno -- I guess I've always wanted to take a dump in someone's yard."

Then he proceeded to describe how his dog, a few minutes later, walked over and took a shit on the dock. Louis was a little confused.

"Well," I suggested, "maybe that's because he figured the yard was already taken."