On this Date in 1986 (Part V); Or, If I Could Go Backin Time and Kick My Own Ass, I Would Do It Today

As always, background info for this series is located here. Previous entries here, here, and here.

On this date in 1986, according to my Roanoke (Va.) Catholic High School Calendar:

July 20: Major hangover. Went to mall. Turned in application at Burger King.