Monday, October 10, 2005

Thank Christ We've Cleared That Up

birthMinister of Information Jonah Goldberg bravely defends his Soul Brother Bill Bennett:
Of course, no one knows what the real repercussions would be if you aborted every black baby in America. One repercussion would probably be civil war or revolution, as nearly the entire black population of the United States, along with large majorities of white pro-lifers and pro-choicers, righteously and legitimately took up arms to prevent the government from committing genocide. And, I should add, one of the guys shouting "Lock and load!" would undoubtedly be Bennett himself.

As proof of Brother Bennett's revolutionary credentials, I offer you the above photo of Bennett, dressed in blackface -- his own ironic, post-modern commentary on the dissolution of "whiteness" itself -- being sentenced to death for race treason by the Mississippi Klavern of the KKK.