July 27

Dennis Rader, the infamous BTK serial killer, experienced the joy of fatherhood for the first time on July 27, 1975, having already killed two of his ten victims during the previous 18 months. Rader's son, Brian Howard Rader, is equally misfortuned to have shared his day of birth with Alex "Slappy" Rodriguez, one of the most corrosive and unlikable figures in contemporary professional sports -- a man whose only redeeming feature is to have brought a curse upon the Yankees since his acquisition in 2004. Fuck you, A-Rod, you overpaid hack.